The Vuvuzela

VuvezelaFootball crowds around the globe make a fervent clamour in the stands with the aim of inspiring their team. This takes the form of chanting, singing or the playing of instruments such as drums or horns. This behaviour is an evolved communication strategy which links closely to vocal tactics displayed by other animals.

Vocal sounds, such as the bear’s growl, or dog’s bark, are often used for aggressive reasons, for example, when repelling an intruder. These noises indicate the fitness of the animal making the noise: an explosive sharp noise demonstrates anaerobic muscular power, whilst sustaining the vocal performance shows stamina and cardiovascular capacity. A rival that notices these qualities is likely to reconsider making any challenge. Natural selection thus favours the use of such vocal gestures as they manage to sustain advantages, such as access to territory, whilst averting potentially damaging physical conflict. A vocal display is a particularly effective tool, as the display is almost impossible to ignore. Hearing is a distinctive sense, as sound is a special modality that cannot be easily mediated by the recipient. Whilst we can close our eyes and hold our nose to block out visual or olfactory intrusions respectively, it is very difficult to mute an unwanted auditory input.

‘To hear’ also has an interesting etymology. Psychologist Julian Jaynes highlighted in his book The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind that ‘hear’ and ‘obey’ have the same root; it is probable that they were originally the same word. In English ‘obey’ comes from the latin obedire, which is a composite of ob + audire (to hear facing someone). Whilst instructions may be flouted, the acts of listening and obeying are related and this is reflected by the interlinked etymology of the words. When a verbal request is issued there is a presupposition that the hearer will comply. Noises, such as those used by animals in the general examples above, are utilized with the intention that the recipient of the sounds will comply with the sender’s communication.

On reflection, we now have insight into the reasons for sounds emanating from the stadium stands. The crowd supporting the home team will endeavour to make a sustained noise to underscore the territorial advantage of their side. The vociferous vocalised support emanating from the stands should inspire the team they are supporting, whilst intimidating the opponents. The home team should obey by playing well; the away team should obey by tamely capitulating! In South Africa the favoured means of aggregated communication from the stands is the vuvuzela which is a type of horn. The unrelenting wail of the vuvuzela was apparent at the South Africa hosted Confederations Cup, and it is highly likely that these will be clearly audible again at World Cup 2010. The local crowd will hope that some of the inescapable effervescence from the stands, captured via the din of the vuvuzela, will motivate South Africa to the latter stages of the tournament.

Whilst noises from spectators in the stand are now clearly explicable, the phenomenon of people watching the game from their living rooms and screaming at the TV requires additional scrutiny.

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What’s in a nickname?

AlbicelestesLike domestic club sides, international teams have nicknames. It is often the case at club level that these sobriquets are slightly unimaginative, and merely describe the colour of the side’s shirt. But in different languages these names become more exotic and phonetically pleasing. For example, Argentina are the Albicelestes (white and sky blue) whilst Italy, famously are the Azurri. Spain have developed colour-based nickname theme and, like the Red Devils of Man Utd, their nickname has some additional bite, as they are the La Furia Roja (the red fury).

You’d also think that ‘national team’ wouldn’t be much of a nickname, but when it translates into Nationalmannschaft, which is the German team’s moniker, it sounds a bit more substantial and impressive. Fittingly, the most celebrated national team, Brazil, have an attractive and enigmatic nickname: they are A Seleção which simply means ‘the selection’.

The nicknames of African sides seem more deliberately designed as inspirational emblems which link to significant national characteristics, such as animals which are the country’s natural residents. Cameroon are Les Lions Indomptables (the indomitable lions), Ivory Coast are Les Éléphants, Algeria are Les Fennecs (the desert foxes), whilst Nigeria are the Super Eagles. Ghana and South Africa buck the African animal-based trend: Ghana are The Black Stars which makes reference to their national flag. South Africa’s is one of the hippest sounding nicknames -Bafana Bafana (the boys, the boys) but was coined in the 1990s to signify their lack of experience in international football. It therefore doesn’t instil quite the same sense of national vigour as the other African nicknames, but a good run as hosts could add substance to the cheeky rhythm of Bafana Bafana.

Elsewhere in the world, South Korea have an interesting nickname, Taegeuk Jeonsa (Taegeuk Warriors). Taegeuk philosophy has strong links with South Korean culture and highlights that the essence of everything inheres in any one thing. Australia have opted for a playful name, linking the sport with their most famous indigenous animal, to form The Socceroos.

In comparison with such an exciting and diverse array of names, England’s The Three Lions (which relates to the team badge) sounds a bit half-hearted. Of course it could just be familiarity with one’s own culture and language which renders it a touch bland. In Italian, Three Lions would be a more lyrical I Tre Leoni, whilst in Russian they would be an exciting and arcane Трех Львов. But apart from its effective use within the Baddiel/Skinner song, The Three Lions moniker has never captured the national imagination. Perhaps part of the issue is that referring to a team of eleven players as three lions doesn’t really work. So perhaps ‘Eleven Lions’ would be better – but that would cause a bit of a squeeze for space on the team badge, and could also become less meaningful if a player is sent off.

Is The Three Lions up to standard as a nickname? Can you think of any alternatives?

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England 2 Japan 1

England v Japan first-half

First-half

Fabio Capello fielded a slightly surprising starting XI against Japan with Theo Walcott and Aaron Lennon on the right and left flank respectively, with Darren Bent paired with Wayne Rooney in attack. Japan obtained a goal advantage after six minutes following a well-worked corner: the ball was played to the near post by Endo, and Tulio Tanaka met it ahead of Glen Johnson to drill home. England performed adequately for the rest of the half without shining. Japan were tidy in possession but created little of note from open play, although Okazaki did outmuscle Rio Ferdinand on the edge of the box to create an opportunity. England’s best chance fell to Aaron Lennon following a nice through-ball from Rooney, but (on his less favoured left-foot) Lennon shot tamely at the keeper.

England adopted a different approach in the second-half with Capello making five substitutions. A 4-2-3-1 approach was now deployed with Joe Cole behind Rooney, Wright-Phillips on the left, Lennon on the right, and Steven Gerrard joining Frank Lampard in central midfield. Some assertive play from Wright-Phillips led to England winning a free-kick just outside the box. Lampard’s subsequent shot was handled by the Japanese defence. But from the penalty spot, Lampard scuffed his effort a little and it was saved by Kawashima. An equalizer was eventually scored, when Joe Cole made a sprightly run down the right; his good cross was turned in by Japanese defender Tulio Tanaka.

The approach was changed again with 15 minutes to go with the introduction of Emile Heskey for Aaron Lennon, which pushed Joe Cole out to the flank. England then found a winner, with an Ashley Cole cross finding the net via defender Nakazawa.

England v Japan second-half

Second-half

The victory helps England to enter World Cup 2010 in high spirits. Following an excellent qualification campaign they have won their three friendlies this year. This wasn’t a particularly spirited performance and it took two own-goals to obtain the victory. But there were enough sparks of imagination to suggest that the team have not regressed. The 4-2-3-1 worked reasonably well for 30 minutes in the second period, but I think Rooney will have a strike partner in South Africa. Whilst Lampard and Gerrard have been used in tandem in central midfield before, this is the first time they have been used together behind another midfielder. They both performed well enough, but Gerrard’s best work was when he found himself in advanced positions, and in more meaningful fixtures his freedom could be curtailed if used in similar fashion again. If Barry is back, or Tom Huddlestone is trusted by Capello, then Gerrard should start on the left for England against USA. [Selected player ratings below.]

6 Steven Gerrard: Broke forward assertively into some dangerous positions and used the ball well.
6 Frank Lampard: England’s most accomplished player in the first-period; his powerful forty yard free-kick summed up his confident approach.
6 Joe Cole: Looked bright and offers England an extra dimension; his good run and cross led to the equalizer.
6 Wayne Rooney: Some good link-up play and one excellent curling shot showed that he should be on form for South Africa.
6 Tom Huddlestone: A couple of ponderous moments and some misplaced passes, but there were also some good tackles and he generally moved the ball well.
6 Joe Hart: Cut a confident figure and made some good saves.

5 John Terry: A couple of nervy moments early in the game, but otherwise secure.
5 Rio Ferdinand: Outmuscled on one occasion, but like Terry he seemed generally untroubled.
5 Ashley Cole: Out of position for a cross which fell to Morimoto – but his cross led to the winner.
5 Aaron Lennon: Made little impression in the first-half; he improved a little when moved to the right in the second period.
5 Shaun Wright-Phillips: Some assertive involvement on a couple of occasions meant that he was possibly England’s best winger on the day.
5 Glen Johnson: Given the slip for the goal, but otherwise OK.
5 Jamie Carragher: A secure alternative to Johnson.

4 Theo Walcott: Heavily marked by Japanse defenders, he made little impression.
4 Darren Bent: Failed to make the required impression.

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On Exactitude in Punditry

Map - BeestonIn a short apercu ‘On Exactitude in Science’ Jorge Luis Borges imagined the possibility (and worthlessness) of a map to the scale of 1:1. Every single point of the territory would correspond to a point on the map. But a map should be detailed enough to enable us to apprehend the area to which it pertains, but not so detailed that it becomes excessively complex and unwieldy. This highlights that a model should be an abstraction derived from a phenomenon; the model is not the same thing as the phenomenon.

When considering an external physical reality we can conceive a useless 1:1 map. But in the endeavour to understand human action, our theories and models are arguably more dense and complicated than this 1:1 scale. The biological world, of which human cognition is a part, has a greater order of complexity than the non-biological physical world. Therefore, models relating social reality are not so well served by the hard angles of geometry. A 1:1 map proves too detailed to assist us with the navigation of our physical surroundings; but a 10,000:1 expostulation of a human mind would still lack sufficient detail for us to understand it adequately, as we are not actually sure to what the ontological ’1′ pertains.

Thierry Henry - handballFootball punditry provides a clear example of theories and models exceeding the breadth and complexity of a 1:1 map. Major incidents are considered from psychological and sociological angles but even when we’ve layered mounds of theories and speculation upon the incident, difficult questions still remain. For example, Thierry Henry generated international attention when his handball led to the goal which put France into the 2010 Finals, at the expense of the Republic of Ireland. This incident even prompted consideration of the ethical underpinnings of sport and whether it is up to a player to admit they have cheated, or whether it is merely the prerogative of the officials to establish wrongdoing. Did Henry act instinctively or with intent, and does it make a difference either way? Was Henry’s main obligation to support his team and nation to qualify for the World Cup, or to higher principles of fair play and honesty?

At the World Cup every game will also be scrutinized in painstaking detail, but sometimes the punditry does little to illuminate the action and a flat description on TV from an ex-player is often deemed to be a useful supplement to the viewing experience. Lewis Carroll almost scribed the following when considering his own fictional version of a 1:1 map: “we now use the country game itself, as its own map, and I assure you it does nearly as well.”

After being delivered to the rigours of sun and rain, Borges’s vast map ends in tattered fragments in western deserts. For all the fun of speculating and pontificating over football, let’s hope that at least some of the punditry in South Africa this summer experiences the same fate - and that this includes anything and everything stated by Alan Shearer.

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England: World Cup 2006

England v Ecuador 2006The 2006 World Cup was the third and final time that Sven Goran Eriksson took England to a major tournament. For the third time they were knocked out at the quarter-final stage, and for the second time this was decided by a penalty shoot-out. This was arguably the most disappointing of the three efforts as England never really got going during this tournament.

England were blighted by a lack of fit forwards with Michael Owen recently back from injury and Wayne Rooney in the squad but not ready for the start of the tournament following a broken metatarsal. Eriksson made the bizarre decision to supplement his threadbare strike force with the untested teenager Theo Walcott - who remained under wraps throughout the tournament! Owen then picked up a serious injury in the group stage, which compounded the problems of England’s depleted attack.

England limped through a mediocre group by beating Paraguay 1-0, labouring to victory over outsiders Trinidad & Tobago and securing a draw against Sweden. At the commencement of the knockout phase Eriksson opted for a 4-5-1 (4-1-4-1) formation against Ecuador with Rooney as the lone forward. This enabled Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard to be fielded together in central midfield with a defensive midfielder behind them. It was hoped that this midfield configuration would enable Lampard and Gerrard to play their natural midfield games unshackled from excessive defensive duties. On this occasion, Michael Carrick took the holding slot behind this pair.

Carrick and ValenciaThis second round fixture represented England’s overall form in Germany. They performed competently enough but had little cutting edge. England failed to test the keeper from open play and it required a Beckham free-kick on the hour to separate the teams. The 4-5-1 formation performed with an absence of adroitness; Rooney was painfully isolated up front and scant penetration was provided from midfield. Gerrard and Lampard underachieved and were well marshalled by Ecuador’s central midfielders, Castillo and Edwin Tenorio. Joe Cole had performed well over the group stage but made negligible impact on this game, while Beckham was pedestrian on the right. England were successful in denying Ecuador the capacity to build any attacks of their own, although there was a scare early in the game when a miscued John Terry header played Carlos Tenorio through on goal – a flying challenge by Ashley Cole deflected the shot onto the bar. The inflexible 4-1-4-1 provided enough security in this instance to enable progression to the next round. But fundamentally, England had toiled to an unconvincing win over arguably the weakest side to make it through to the last 16.

England were despatched by Portugal in the next round. They performed well enough in this game after they were reduced to ten men following Rooney’s sending off; but a quarter-final exit was as much as England deserved. Their performances were remarkably stilted and a paltry number of well-worked attacks were contrived over the five games. The only player to leave the tournament with a significantly enhanced reputation was Owen Hargreaves who had previously been considered something of a joke to fans and pundits.

England’s flat performance at the 2006 World Cup seemed to encapsulate the ‘less than the sum of their parts’ ambience which permeated the Eriksson years. But it must be conceded that three consecutive quarter-finals isn’t a bad return, and Eriksson’s departure didn’t yield an immediate upturn in form (and they weren’t great before he started either)!

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Wing-back (part 5)

To see previous instalments of WCC’s thrilling graphic story, please go to the Student Union archive.

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England team v Japan

England team (possible) v JapanFabio Capello tinkered to good effect against Mexico, but should start with his favoured approach against Japan. Peter Crouch seems to have supplanted Emile Heskey as first choice centre-forward, and should support Wayne Rooney in attack again. However, Heskey and Darren Bent require some playing time.

Steven Gerrard will start on the left, but may be asked to help out centrally against a Japan side that usually set up under 4-2-3-1 and retain the ball well. Theo Walcott demonstrated the impact of his pace against Mexico but his delivery was generally poor. Lennon was introduced late in the game but had enough time to scorch beyond the Mexican defence to reach a Gerrard through-ball. He should, therefore, be given the opportunity to show that he can produce a final product in addition to pace. Frank Lampard will start in central midfield. Scott Parker and Tom Huddlestone should also be given time to assert themselves as back-up for Gareth Barry (as Carrick did not help his chances of making the squad last Monday.) Adam Johnson will hopefully be given an extended run-out on one of the flanks, but Capello may also wish to see Joe Cole and Shaun Wright-Phillips in action.

The full-back slots should go to Glen Johnson and Ashley Cole. The central-defence is a cause for concern with Rio Ferdinand looking off the pace against Mexico. Capello should probably give his first choice pairing of Ferdinand and John Terry a chance to bond again – but the appeal of a Ledley King/Jamie Carragher combination may soon increase!

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Sonnet on Lennon

Eternal Spirit of the chainless Legs!Aaron Lennon
Brightest in shorts, Winger! thou art;
For there thy dribbling is the part,
The White Hart Lane which love of thee cannot bind;
And when the plane to South Africa consigned,
To periphery, the impact sub’s dayless gloom,
The country conquers, you long for Tottenham,
Whilst Walcott’s pace on the wing is like wind.
Lennon! the bench is thy place,
And the sad pitch so distant ’tis untrod,
Until Walcott’s steps have left a trace
Worn, his inevitable injury will be a sod,
By Capello! There’s another source of pace!
Now appeal to the bench for Lennon.

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