The Library of Menotti

Argentine writer Jorge Luis Borges scribed inventive labyrinthine tales which delve into arcane metaphysical worlds. One of the key themes Borges explores is infinity – this theme is a key element of his short story‚ The Library of Babel. In this story, Borges creates a universe (the Library) which is comprised of an indeterminate and perhaps infinite number of hexagonal galleries.

Luis MenottiSomething of this spirit seems to animate Argentinean football philosophy. The manager of their World Cup winning team of 1978, Luis Menotti, stated that ‘a team is above all an idea’. A football team is therefore more than a collection of situated components (players) that are understood with reference to their positioning in finite space. Instead, the team is a transcendental, emergent entity that meets an ideational standard.

Argentina’s current coach is controversial genius Maradona. His management of the team prior to World Cup 2010 was vaguely Borgesian in that he used an interminable number of players (more than 100) in qualifiers and friendlies. Exploring such a multitude of possibilities has enabled him to realise his idea of team and it accommodates the attacking talents of Higuain, Messi, Tevez and Di Maria. A fluid, vibrant ethic demonstrates that a team is more than the fixed positioning of players within a coordinate system – a team should promise the infinite! As Borges almost states in The Library of Babel: ‘The football team is a sphere whose exact centre is any one of its players and whose circumference is inaccessible.’

The English approach is more about the bottom-up construction of a material entity than the realisation of an idea. The aim is not to meet an overarching ideal, but simply about placing the best players in their best positions. This means that the team is viewed as a machine which will function if the parts are properly aligned: for England, therefore, the key concern is the arrangement of a mechanistic team’s components.

Italian coach Fabio Capello has endeavoured to reconcile the English approach with the requirements of international football. As he has adopted such a mechanistic philosophy and framework, Capello has the task of mending a machine rather than developing an ideal: the requirement is thus to bend and flex the materiality of the team into a form which can measure up to opposition sides. Back in January WCC noted that England were playing well under Capello, but that mechanical rather than organic solidarity had been attained. The shortcomings of the side had been addressed, but by hammering the parts into shape and papering over the mended area. And mechanical malfunction has followed, with Capello’s best efforts rendering the England side a skewed 4-4-2 with Gerrard moving infield from left-midfield to compensate for England’s lack of presence in central areas. There is no adherence to a transcendental notion of team – just the objective to rearrange the components into a functional mechanistic process. So when the team fails to function it ends up as a warped rhombus, rather than absolute space populated by an infinite number of hexagonal galleries!

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England are Everton!

Disappointment againShould there really be such a substantial degree of dismay and disbelief when England are eliminated in the second round of a World Cup? A hubristic sense of national entitlement in these circumstances seems to subvert rationality. England made it to South Africa via a convincing qualification campaign and it was appropriate that a reasonable degree of hope accompanied the approach to World Cup 2010. However, the only time England have made the final of a major tournament was 44 years ago‚ and that was with the assistance of home territory.

The composition of the top teams in international football shows a high degree of consistency, and in this regard it is similar to major domestic leagues. Since 1966 there has been a big four: Brazil, Germany, Italy and Argentina. And since 1966 these four teams have won nine of the ten World Cups – in fact, only two other nations have been able to make the final over this period. The two teams to threaten the hegemony have been the totaalvoetbal-inspired Dutch side who made the final twice in the 70s, and France who made the finals of 1998 and 2006. France also won European Championships in 1984 and 2000, whilst the Dutch were successful in 1988. We can therefore consider these nations to be on the margins of the big four. In addition, Spain won Euro 2008 in some style and their current form suggests that they are in the process of challenging the orthodoxy. England on the other hand have done little to suggest they are about to break into the world’s elite.

Germany have made the final of a World Cup five times since 1966 compared with England’s zero. Yet patriotic hubris means that we enter a second round game against these international heavyweights expecting to win. Why does the second-round exit of a nation, which is peripheral to the international footballing superpowers, elicit such hand-wringing and finger-pointing? It seems highly likely that at any World Cup England will be up against between four to eight superior nations. This means that a second round or quarter-final departure is England’s rightful finishing point in terms of probability.

Of course it’s not just defeat, but the manner of defeat which is important, and England performed poorly over World Cup 2010 and the loss to Germany was heavy. But England weren’t a great deal better at World Cup 2006. It’s just that narrowly losing out on top spot in the group this year pitted them against a member of the elite a little earlier than usual. So surely all of the responsibility cannot fall on the shoulders of one man‚ i.e. the coach. Regardless of how much he is paid, Fabio Capello has circumscribed capacity to propel England into the global elite. There may be ways and means by which English football can steadily rise into the highest ability stratum, but it will take more than competent management of the international team.

It’s thus misguided to vilify the England coach for failing to singlehandedly arrest and then invert the weight of history. Regardless of who is managing England, their place in the international football hierarchy is quite clear; they are good, but a palpable distance short of the very best. Directing frustration at an allegedly incompetent coach, when England have predictably failed to perform above themselves again, is about as rational as an Everton fan ripping up their season ticket after they have finished sixth in the league. England aren’t Man Utd – they are Everton. But despite evidence indicating England’s second-tier status being clearly demonstrated over and over again, the sense of entitlement will never be diminished. If only that idiot coach knew what he was doing!

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England set to win World Cup 2014!

England may be out of World Cup 2010, but all is not lost. WCC has access to a cyber-wormhole so that it can access articles from future years. Below you can see an article which is due to be written shortly before the World Cup final of Brazil 2014. It seems that there’s only four more years of hurt to go!

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Michael MancienneThe appointment of Raymond Domenech as England coach surprised many following Fabio Capello’s departure back in 2010. But the FA have been vindicated in making this controversial appointment, and also for sticking with him following the disastrous Euro 2012 qualification campaign in which England finished bottom of their group below Luxembourg and Faroe Islands. In addition England fans and pundits demonstrated equanimity and patience towards the coach, figuratively putting their hands up and stating, “Rome wasn’t built in a day, let the man get on with his job.”

So here we are with the World Cup final tantalisingly close. England are riding a wave of euphoria following one of the most emphatic tournament campaigns that¬†a nation has ever threaded together. England sailed through the supposed “group of death” comprising Brazil, Italy and Egypt, and dismissed subsequent knock-out round rivals Peru, Montenegro, and Germany with similar aplomb.

There is therefore no reason why Domenech should dispense with the approach which has worked so effectively throughout World Cup 2014. What Domenech has done so well is to reintroduce Englishness to the England team. The traditional W-M formation will be deployed, and Domenech’s wing-backless wonders should wrap up this tournament in some style. International new boys and fierce local rivals Cornwall will be no pushovers, but England have scored substantially more goals (and conceded less) than the plucky Cornish superstars over this tournament. 36-year old Emile Heskey will continue to lead the line. His goal-shy days are all but forgotten and his prolific club form for Premier League overachievers Dagenham & Redbridge has been seamlessly transferred to World Cup 2014. Heskey has scored a new record of 29 goals in this tournament, although comparisons with former Golden Boot winners are rendered problematic since FIFA abolished the offside law and quadrupled the size of goals.

England v Cornwall (probable)

England v Cornwall (probable)

Wingers Glen Johnson and Adam Johnson will line up either side of Heskey. In midfield, Stephen Warnock and Barcelona’s Jamie O’Hara will provide attacking guile, bolstered by the holding pair Fabrice Muamba and Michael Mancienne. The solid defensive trio will remain Michael Dawson, Gary Cahill and Blackburn‚Äôs Phil Jones. Between the sticks, Joe Hart is a reassuring presence. Of course, Domenech has reconciled tradition with the requirements of contemporary football. Under this W-M approach the Johnson twins (as they are affectionately known), can force the opposition full-backs to retreat, whilst the four man central-midfield swamps the middle of the pitch enabling England to control games. But if an extra player is needed in defence then Mancienne can withdraw into the back-line so that the formation resembles 4-3-3. Whatever approach is deployed, England should win this game with some ease to be crowned World Cup winners 2014. WCC predicts: England 15 ‚ Cornwall 4.

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Wing-back (part 6)

It’s time to catch up on the action behind the scenes at Everpool Rovers. Has Wing-back Ashley Le Sansom’s relationship irretrievably broken down with boss Glenn Keegan? To view previous instalments, please go to the Student Union archive.

Wing-back 6

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England 1 Germany 4

England team v Germany Germany completely dominated the first 35 minutes of the first-half: they used the ball neatly and played around England from the outset of the game. When England were in possession they usually tried to force the game with fruitless long balls. Germany showed much more flexibility in attack, with Mesut Ozil and Thomas Muller often finding space in advanced positions. Ozil had a good chance after five minutes when he was played in behind the England defence, but David James saved well. However, Germany’s first goal did not require any imaginative interplay: on 20 minutes, Miroslav Klose latched onto a punted goal-kick and held off Matthew Upson’s challenge before placing the ball home. Klose could have scored again 10 minutes later after he latched onto Muller’s threaded through-ball, but James made another good save. It wasn’t long though until the Germans doubled their lead. Muller had space to run at the England defence and played a neat ball to Podolski; the latter took a poor first touch but was still able to find the net from a tight angle.

Just as it appeared that England might be embarrassed by Germany they managed to reduce the deficit. A short-corner made its way to Gerrard who lifted a nice cross for Upson to head home. 2-1 would have been a reasonable score for England to take into the break, but it could have been even better. James Milner intercepted a misplaced German clearance near the halfway line and played the ball forward to Defoe who was tackled on the edge of the box, Lampard ran onto the loose ball and drove it into the goal via the underside of the bar. But crucially, the officials did not notice that the ball had landed over the line before bouncing clear of the goal.

The second-half initially had more balance. Lampard struck a thunderous free-kick against the bar from about 30 yards. And around the hour mark both sides had chances. John Terry was turned by Muller on the edge of the box, but Ashley Cole deflected the winger’s shot wide. At the other end, Rooney was starting to find some space and he was involved in a couple of decent moves but the most promising of these culminated in a blocked shot from Milner. But it was the Germans that made the breakthrough: following a thwarted Lampard free-kick Germany counterattacked and Bastian Schweinsteiger played in Muller who fired home. The lead was further extended following another counterattack: Ozil scorched clear of Barry and crossed for an unmarked Muller who took an easy chance to double his tally. This essentially finished the game off, although Gerrard could have pulled a goal back after he made space for himself in the box, but his shot was repelled by a diving Manuel Neuer save.

When the score-line was 2-1 England did nearly level on two occasions, but Germany deserved to win this game. They showed much more imagination in attack and exposed England’s defensive and organizational frailties.

7 David James: Kept England in the game in the first-half. He couldn’t have done much better with the German goals.

6 Frank Lampard: Worked hard, used the ball well, and he almost levelled the score twice. But the England defence did seem to be lacking the carapace of a secure central-midfield.

5 Wayne Rooney: Started to find some space in the second-half and he was involved in a couple of reasonable moves. But his overall contribution was insubstantial.
5 Gareth Barry: Tidy when in possession, but there was a surfeit of space in front of the back-four. He was also outpaced easily prior to the last goal.
5 Steven Gerrard: His poorest showing of World Cup 2010; looked like he was trying too hard.
5 James Milner: One good cross, but was otherwise a marginal presence.
5 Jermain Defoe: Had a pretty thankless task leading the line: his involvement was only sporadic.
5 Ashley Cole: Had a tricky time with both Ozil and Muller using his flank, he still showed more spirit than his fellow defenders.

4 John Terry: The England defence was in disarray in the first-half.
4 Matthew Upson: Shrugged off by Klose for the first-goal and the centre of defence was bisected too often. Nicely taken goal though!
4 Glen Johnson: Showed very little in attack, and appeared off the pace at the back.

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Penalties or corner-kicks?

Back in 2009 World Soccer magazine offered a range of suggestions which they believed could enhance the modern game. One suggestion in particular would have serious impact upon tournament football. That is, the number of respective corner-kicks for teams should be used to decide tied fixtures in the knockout phase. This system would thus replace the current usage of the penalty shootout. WCC asked Naranjito and Allied Forces’ goalkeeper Robert Hatch: should corner-kicks replace the penalty shootout?

naranjitoYes: The penalty shoot-out presents one of the biggest shortcomings of contemporary football. Penalties used to be a last resort to resolve matches, but now they seem inevitable almost from kick-off. Teams often prefer to hold on for a shoot-out rather than expose themselves defensively by chasing victory. The last World Cup final provides a clear example. With France and Italy at 1-1 by half-time, a penalty shoot-out seemed a virtual certainty long before the final whistle.

The penalty shoot-out might not be a lottery as is oft stated, but it bears little resemblance to the real game of football. Such a contrivance should not decide a complete game played between 22 players over 120 minutes. Penalties also psychologically favour the team who is most fortunate to have drawn the game and thus favour defensive sides. A team that has attacked throughout a game but failed to score is likely to approach the shoot-out in a defeated state of mind. Man Utd v Arsenal in the 2005 FA Cup Final provides an example of the more defensive side triumphing.

Whereas the penalty shoot-out encourages teams to defend, utilising corner-kicks as a mechanism for deciding drawn games will stimulate attacking play. Games would be decided entirely from open play and a more equitable mechanism for differentiation between teams tied on goals will thus have been realised. The reliance on the penalty shoot-out has already started to undermine tournament football. Using corner-kicks is an obvious solution: it will increase the chance for the best team to win and by encouraging attacking football may also reduce the number of draws anyway. Ultimately the game will be decided in the appropriate way: by rewarding teams over the course of the match, not through a silly gameshow ritual appended to the actual game.

Robert HatchNo: Penalties may be something of a contrivance, but why replace them with another contrivance: the elevation in value of the corner-kick. Whilst it may not seem equitable to award games on penalties after a hard fought fixture, the shoot-out is still a test of skill and nerve, so isn’t completely distinct from the requirements of the open game.

My concern with using corner kicks is that it could change the fabric of the game in unforeseeable ways. Football’s main appeal is its simplicity, and its straightforward scoring system underpins this simplicity. Goals are what count in football, so introducing an ancillary scoring mechanism would damage the sport. If the shoot-out was dispensed with, I believe big games would remain tight and teams would seek corner-kicks instead in the endeavour to gain the requisite advantage. Do we really want to see wingers charging for the corner at every opportunity in the attempt to win a flag-kick? Imagine also the additional fuss for referees and their assistants when they have to call a close one: goal-kick or corner?

There is also something more purposeful and direct about penalties. Corners are ultimately conceded by the defence, rather than won by the attacking team. Reward in football should be a direct outcome of intent i.e. shots yielding goals. Corner-kicks seem too dependent on contingent events; they confer reward merely by being an approximate indication of a team’s overall territorial advantage. I understand that corners would only be a secondary system of award to be used in the event of a draw; but this still subverts the principles of football. Football matches must be decided by goals and goals alone: even if these sometimes have to be scored in a penalty shoot-out.

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England team v Germany

England team v GermanyThere is a tendency to extrapolate form indicators almost exclusively from a team’s most recent performance. Following a poor game against Algeria, root and branch change to the England line-up was apparently required. But after an improved showing against Slovenia, it’s likely that the team from this final group game will be viewed as sacrosanct.

For the second-round contest against Germany it would, admittedly, be rash to make many changes to an England side that has just performed well together. The team functioned respectably against Slovenia and the players should have the opportunity to consolidate the improvements that were displayed. Prior to the Slovenia game, England’s defence, particularly the central-defence, had been an area of concern. However, John Terry and Matthew Upson provided a convincing barrier and, in the absence of Ledley King, should remain the central-defensive pairing. Ashley Cole has played very well on the left-side of defence, whilst Glen Johnson has presented the usual combination of exciting attacking forays and defensive lapses. Behind the back-four, David James put in an assured display against Slovenia, so England can enter the Germany fixture with reasonable confidence in the defensive unit.

James Milner asserted his credentials for right-midfield and should also be retained in the starting XI. Milner’s work-rate, confidence and crossing ability mean that he is a better option than Aaron Lennon or Shaun Wright-Phillips. The rest of the midfield should have a familiar Capello-look with Gareth Barry and Frank Lampard in the middle, and Steven Gerrard on the left. And Gerrard may need to retain a left-sided focus to limit the advances of German right-back Philipp Lahm.

If Fabio Capello is to make a change from the Slovenia line-up, then it should be in attack. Jermain Defoe fulfilled the principal striker’s objective against Slovenia by scoring the winning goal. But he was a peripheral figure overall, making just four passes over the 86 minutes he was on the pitch. His positioning at the tip of England’s attack did allow Wayne Rooney freedom to drop deep, but this is a role that could be undertaken by a forward who can make greater use of such potentially isolated positioning. Against Germany, England may need a centre-forward that can offer more than just goal-scoring ability! Emile Heskey played well against USA but was less impressive against Algeria. When Rooney was on top form over the qualifiers, Heskey’s selfless performances could be readily accommodated: but with Rooney providing just one goal and one assist over his last ten games, Heskey’s lack of goal-threat becomes an unsustainable feature of the team. Peter Crouch is therefore the player to lead England’s line against Germany: he has a fantastic international goal record and should provide a broader degree of contribution than that offered by Defoe.

Germany should set up under 4-2-3-1 with Mesut Ozil behind Miroslav Klose in attack. If England are overrun in midfield, then Gerrard may need to take up a central position behind Crouch, with Rooney moving to the left.

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